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Ace: I'm sorry Bongo, I'm strictly butter side up.

Ace: Smoke me a kippah, I'll be back for breakfast.

Bongo:If you're interested I'll be in my quarters at lunch time covered in Tarama Salada.
Ace: I didn't know your bread was buttured that side, Bongo

Kryten:[Mis]ter Rimmer would be effectivly dead.
Cat: Hay, things are looking up already

Rimmer: It's not easy, you know, to come in every night, look in that mirror and see a guy nobody likes.
Cat: How do you think we feel, we got to look at it all day!

Kryten: It's a 5517/W13 alpha sin modem. It's the interface circit with a built in 99XRDP. How did you know?

Cat:I know this game it's called cat and mouse, and there's only one way to win - don't be the mouse.
Lister: What are you saying?
Cat: I'm saying the mouse never wins, not unless you believe those lying cartoons.

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